Johnny 2 Fingers & the Deformities

Categories: Groups and Duos

Genres: Rock


John Dale
1012 Ominica St E
Moose Jaw, SK, S6H 0J3

Mobile: (306) 631-4413


The result of a little guy who wasn't able to accomplish his dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

Songs about life and songs about death.

Rock n' Roll from the land of the living skies.

Born at a very young age, John Dale was raised by loving middle class parents; he grew up in the middle of the Canadian prairies with all the privileges one could ask for. However John was born with a hideous physical mutation that science could never explain. He was picked on and ridiculed endlessly while growing up, eventually turning to the friendship of insects, snakes and cartoons.

During his teenage years he developed a taste for professional wrestling and rock n roll. Realizing he could never be the great wrestler he envisioned, he picked up the guitar. Unfortunately John's ego spiraled out of control, He began making boisterous and outlandish comments; claiming he was the voice of the unloved and forgotten... Claiming he was a hero... a humanitarian...

Well, John's selfish intentions became all too apparent. He developed a serious addiction to slurpees and cheeseburgers; becoming increasingly aggressive. He hired a general pack of goons dubbed The Deformities to do his bidding. John was just another good apple turned bad; feeling like the world wronged him and it had a little splainin' to do. He vowed to teach society a lesson, one gig at a time... Johnny 2 Fingers was born.



  • Good Eatin'

    Various Artists

    December 2013

    "Straight-to-the-point is what J2F and the Deformities do best [...]  The 9-song record from Moose Jaw quartet Johnny 2 Fingers and the Deformities is a multi-course meal. It is filled with different tastes and textures even without straying too f...

  • McMillan's Monster

    Various Artists

    March 2016

    J2F & the Deformities are a trio of rock n’ roll heat scores from Moose Jaw, defying the odds and using what they got to deliver a loud, weird and woolly performance. “(They) take their cues from southern-fried boogie rock and infuse it with a boo...


Govern Yourself

From Good Eatin'

Singin' Outta Tune

From Good Eatin'


  • Singin' Outta Tune

    Filmed in J2f's very own chicken coop.  Shot and edited by Dustan Hlady (Middle of Nowhere music) and Morgan Kolish (WEEKENDwarrior)